He said She said - Money madness

"Buy yourself something nice, something you don't need," he said.

"OK, I'll go online," she said.

"What are you getting?" he asked.

"Some T-shirts from Threadless," I said. "They have a sale on."

"No! No!" he protested. "You should get yourself something better than that."

"What?  Wait.  What have you bought?" I asked.

"I just think you should have something nice," he simpered.

"WHAT. HAVE. YOU. BOUGHT?"

"Um... a Kindle."

"Oh, Mama's goin' shawpeeng nah!" she yelled, tapping frantically.

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