Puppy Talk - Bed time

 

Puppy Girl:  Mama?  Mama?  Please can I get up on your bed?

Puppy Dog:  It's bed time.  They aren't going to let you get up there.  Just go to your bed.

Puppy Girl:  Shut up!  They'll let me up!  They let me up 'cos I'm cute and small and a puppy.  Dada?  Dada?  Please can I come up?

Puppy Dog: You're wasting your time.

Puppy Girl:  Shut up!  Just leave... me... alone!  Mama?  Dada?  I'm over he-eeeere!  Please lift me up!

Puppy Dog:  There isn't enough room for you up there now, anyway.  You've got too big.  Just go to your bed.

Puppy Girl:  Shut up!  I'm ignoring you!  Mama?  Dada?  Please?  Please?

Puppy Dog:  OK, first, if you tell me you're ignoring me, you're not ignoring me.  Second, it's late and I'm tired.  Just be quiet and go to bed.

Puppy Girl:  SHUT UP!  Mama?  Mama?  Dada?  Dada?

Puppy Dog: Oh my Dog, I really miss the crate.

Puppy Girl:  Shuddup, shuddup, shuddup, shuddup!  Shut.  Up.  I'm a big girl, I don't need a crate!  Mama?  Please?  Dada?  Please?

Puppy Dog: I thought you were a cute puppy?

Puppy Girl:  Shuddup!  MAMA!  DADA!  PLEASE!  PLEASE!  They're ignoring me.

Puppy Dog: Told you so.  (Sigh.)  If you're a big girl, you should go to your big girl bed.

Puppy Girl: Um... Oh, OK...

Puppy Dog:  Oh, thank Dog.  

Puppy Girl: I actually quite like my bed.  (Yawn.)  

Puppy Dog: Good night.

Puppy Girl:  I hate... zzzzzzz.....