Dear Diary - Good Morning and here's a punch in the face

 

Dear Diary

Puppy Girl woke me up at 5:30am (I HATE the time change!) so I let the dogs go out, and fed them.  By that time my brain was awake so I put on the telly.

And, in the last five minutes, dear Diary, I have learnt that:

• 2 fires have broken out in an area that seems to be an arsonists playground
• We have an 18 foot, jagged toothed thingy in our waters
• It's going to be rainy and cold today.

See you later, Diary.

Screw this, I'm going back to bed.