Overheard at a restaurant:
Mother: "You want the mac 'n cheese? You always have the mac 'n cheese!"Kid: "No.""How about fish 'n chips?""No.""There's a kiddie burger. You like burgers!""No.""Ooh! They have fried chicken! Yum!""No.""How about some fish tacos?""No.""OK. How about mac 'n cheese?""OK."
And this, dear friends, is why I am childless.
Hell is other little people.
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