"It's a CUPCAKE!" she snapped.
"What is?" he asked.
"A cupcake."
"Um..."
"There's a little paper cup. In it is a little cake. It's a cupcake!
"Uh..."
"It doesn't need cream under the icing! It doesn't need ganache in the middle! It just needs to be a CUP. CAKE."
"OK..."
"I don't want the extra calories. I don't need the extra calories! I just want to bite into slightly crunchy, sweet icing and then down into a soft, moist cake! And have it be small, so I can only eat so much of it!"
"Honey?" he said. "Have you seen the can opener?"
"I AM ON A CUPCAKE RANT HERE!" she yelled. "CONCENTRATE!"
Silence.
"What is WRONG with these people? I mean, the clue is IN. THE. NAME! CUP! CAKE!"
Silence.
"You're ignoring me now, aren't you?"
"Yup."
"Fine!"