Dogs will be Dogs - 7 Doggie Superpowers

Sunday, May 30, 2010 at 3:25PM
Ittybittycrazy in Dogs will be dogs

 

 

7 Doggie Superpowers 

 

1. In the morning, when they get up on the bed, at least one paw will land smack bang on your full bladder
2. No matter where they are in the house or yard, they'll hear you if you step even one foot into the kitchen (and come running)
3. When you're not looking, they can fly (how else would you explain them getting to that chicken that you left at the VERY BACK of the kitchen counter?)
4. They can shed half their fur coat every day
5. Their tongues can morph (how else could you explain them being able to close their mouths and contain that massive thing that can hang two inches over their teeth?)
6. Their tails are swords in disguise (nothing else could explain how that wine glass on the coffee table got shattered?)
7. Their pores exude hair conditioner (it's the only way their fur could be that damn soft)

 

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