What, Mama?
You want me to go potty?
Well, I don't think I need to go.
Yes, Mama, I can see the back door is open. I'm just not sure if I...
Hang on, maybe I do need to go. I can't always tell, you see, Mama. I'm too busy playing.
OK, Mama, OK! I'm going! You don't need to put your hand on my butt and push!
Hmm, smells interesting out here... neighbor over there's cut his grass, there was a cat on the fence a few hours ago, there's a bird over there who is mocking me.
Watch out, bird! I can jump!
Wait.
Why am I out here? I'm sure there was a reason for---
MAMA! Are you doing something with FOOD? I heard the clank of a dish!
Mama?
Mama?
Is that food?
Food?
Food?
Mama?
Food?
Oh, you're just putting water in our water bowl.
Boring.
OK, what was I doing...
Um...
I know I was outside...
Wait? What's that tickle?
Oops! I gotta pee!
...
Aaaaah.... that feels good.
Thank goodness the back door was open!
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