"I can't remember if I took my pill or not this morning," she said.
"Pill?" he asked.
"My anti-depressant," she said. "I take it as soon as I get up. Do you remember hearing my pill bottle rattle?"
"Nope."
"Well, Thanks a lot," she said, dripping sarcasm.
"I was asleep!" he protested. "What happens if you don't take it? Do you get tired?"
"No," she said. "I get emotional."
"Oh," he said. "That could be bad at work."
"Yes, and then sometimes I get a bit pissed off."
"Oh," he said, "not good."
"Then the really weird thoughts come. I start to think about spousicide."
"You wha--?"
"Then there's the God phase," she said, "where I walk around raising my arm like this and pointing at people and yelling I SMITE THEE! I SMITE THEE!"
"Very funny," he sighed.
"What was the point where I still had you?" she giggled.
"Not telling," he said, grinning.
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