It's a sunny day out there, but the couch is holding me hostage.
I'm watching a lovely little piece of fluff called Wild Child, about a teenager from Miami who goes to a traditional British Girl's Boarding School.
But there are some great lines:
American girl: "Omigod! These girls think a mani-pedi is a Latin greeting."
British schoolgirl: "Someone call Al Gore! I think the Ice Queen is melting!"
British schoolgirl: "Actually, it was Kate's vomit, Mrs Kingsley, I was just lying in it."
British boy: "I thought you said you could drive!"
American girl: "I can!"
British boy: "Ever thought of changing gears?"
American girl: "That's the car's job!"
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