Greek (Mondays on ABC) -- Rebecca, sick of Casey's perkiness:
"Do little cartoon birds hold up your robe for you in the morning?"
Vince Vaughan in the movie Couples Retreat:
"Relationships are a two way street, not a hiway and a bike path!"
Stephen Colbert to Jon Stewart (Comedy Channel):
"Is that your face? I thought you were wearing a ski mask made out of an elephant's scrotum!"
Acuvue contact lens ad. Takin' the hi ground:
Blonde Twin 1: "What's astigmatism?"
Twin 2: "It's just a big word for youdon'tseeassharplyasyoucould!"
Wilhelmina Slater, Ugly Betty (ABC):
"Well I could make an effort to be liked, but I'd rather be hated than be inconvenienced."
Heidi Fleisch on Celebrity Detox (VH1):
"I hate people but I'm nice to everyone because I look at them all as a Jury member. You never know who the Jury's gonna be."
Ellie to Jules Cougar Town (ABC):
"See? That's not a great say-out-loud thought."
Caprica (SyFy):
"Someone makes you feel guilty, you figure out what they feel guilty about and talk about that."
Mark to Amanda about Betty, Ugly Betty (ABC)
"If only she'd apply some of her pluck to her chin hairs."
Paul McCartney @ Golden Globes
"Animation is not just for children, it's also for adults... who take drugs."
Cougar Town:
"You better watch out or you'll be driving in a car with no brakes and heading down Trouble Highway!"
50 Cent on the Graham Norton show (BBC America):
"If you pray and you don't get an answer, that's God telling yo' ass NO!"
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