Her: "I'm Fartacus..."
Him: "No, I'M Fartacus!"
Her: "It's a chocolate cupcake filled with caramel cream, topped w coconut buttercream, drizzled w caramel."
Him: "Does it come with insulin?"
Him: "You see the one where they diagnosed the patient wrong but they got it right at the end of the episode?"
Her: "ARGH! Why do you watch House?"
Her: "AARGH!:
Him: "What? What?"
Her: "My garbage disposal just ate the dish washing sponge."
Him: "Sounds like it's throwing up..."
At the hardware store:
Her: "I'm bored."
Him: "We've been here 10 seconds!"
Her: "Exactly."
Watching TV:
Her: "I gotta go pee."
Him: "Do you want me to pause?"
Her: "No, I don't really care about Stargate."
Five minutes later...
Her: "What's going on? Why did she just do that to him?"
Him: "AAAAARGH!"
Her: "What?"
Him: "You told me not to pause. You said you didn't care."
Her: "I don't!"
Five minutes later...
Her: "I really don't get this..."
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