Arabiatta sauce
"I tried to make an Arabiatta sauce," he said, "but I may have put in too much chili."
"Is it an OW-rabiatta sauce?" she asked.
"Oh HA HA HA." he said.
Kitchen duty
"Can you finish up cleaning the kitchen?" she asked, walking through the dining room with an armful of clean washing.
"I put the dishwasher on this morning, you know," he said, looking up from his iPad in his comfortable spot on the couch.
"I'm so sorry," she said, "I'm currently out of gold medals but, as soon as my new stock comes in, I'll be sure to award you one."
"Was that sarcasm?" he asked.
"SARCASM? WHERE? WHERE?" she yelled, as she looked behind her in an exaggerated fashion, threw all the washing onto the dining room table, and then ran into the bathroom, slamming the door shut.
"Let me know when it's safe to come out!" she called.
"Oh, very funny," he said, getting up to go and clean the kitchen.
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