He Said She Said - Running hot and cold
Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 8:43PM
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"I'm cold," she said.

"I'm not," he said.  "I'm actually quite warm."

"I'm turning the heating up," she said.

"Why?  I just said I'm warm."

"Because you're wrong, that's why."

"I really have nothing to say to that."

"That's because you know you're wrong," she said.  "How's 69 degrees for ya?"

"Whatever you want, dear," he said.

"Now you're right," she said.

"I'm not wrong or right dear, I'm just long-time married."

"Oh very funny."

 

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