"HONEY!" she yelled.
"YES?" he yelled back.
"I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. CAN YOU COME HERE FOR A MINUTE?"
"DOES THIS INVOLVE LINGERIE?"
"JUST COME!"
"What?" he asked, as he came into the bedroom.
"Honey," she said, opening the three right hand drawers on their large dresser "look at this."
"They're empty," he said.
"Yes. Didn't you want to put your stuff in here?"
"Well I just assumed you had taken over the whole dresser."
"Why? You had these three drawer when we lived in the apartment. Of course I left them for you."
"Well I just thought you had filled them up with - you know - all your girlie stuff."
"My what?"
"You know..."
"Never mind. The point is this. We have been living in this house for ten months and both of us thought the other was using these drawers! We went to the Container Store and bought drawer units! That's how disorganized we are!"
"Or it shows how much we love each other - that we each left the drawers to the other."
"Aw," she said, and pushed him backwards onto the bed, climbing on to kiss him.