Hello Friends!
My pack leader is sick.
Mama says it's "Man flu."
She said that when Female Hairless Apes get a runny nose it's just a cold but when Male Hairless Apes get the same thing, they are "on death's door."
She didn't sound very serious when she said all this and Dada told her to stop being mean.
I don't understand why Mama would be mean to Dada - this is serious!
I want Dada to get better!
If he isn't there to be the pack leader, then it's all up to me!
I don't want to be pack leader!
You have to hunt and provide and take care of security and be work out all the time so to stay super-healthy and look after the whole pack!
It's a very demanding job. No more chasing balls and playing with squeaky toys.
I'd have to be working all the time!
Please get better, Dada!
Do you think he'll get better if I lick his ears? I'm going to give it a try...
Lots of licks and woofs,
Puppy Dog