Being unemployed and sometimes not leaving the house for the whole day can be dangerous.
Becoming sloppy about your personal appearance can be dangerous.
Waking up later and later in the morning can be dangerous.
Because that is how you find yourself opening the door to a charity person and, only when they look very uncomfortable, realizing that you have gravity-defying, Medusa-like bed hair and you are only wearing a T-shirt and panties.
This unemployment thing is a slippery slope to becoming known as the Crazy Lady on the block.
I NEED A JOB!
I'm jus' sayin'.