Diary of an Ex-Employee - Day 93.0
Thursday, August 6, 2009 at 8:25AM
Ittybittycrazy in Diary of an Ex-Employee

 

Things only the unemployed say to themselves:

 

"Do I really want that latte enough to actually get dressed and leave the house?"

 

"Goddammit I've watched everything I recorded on my DVR!  What now?"

 

"Why doesn't the video store have any new movies that I haven't watched already?"

 

"It's so nice that the coffee shop people know my name and my Usual."

 

"Wow, I'm really getting good at doing my own mani-pedi."

 

"Wow.  How long has that little crack in the ceiling been there?  I've never noticed that before..."

 

"It's A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush!!! What is WRONG with these people?  I could totally go on Wheel of Fortune!"

 

"GAH!  It's 5pm and I still have Bed Hair! ...  Hang on, as long as I don't look in the mirror, who cares?"

 

"Yeah, whatever, Lady.  This is my 15th interview in two months.  Your benefits are crap and I can tell you don't have any contracts on your books that suit my skills.  And these shoes are killing me.  Let's just wrap this up so I can get home and get back into my PJs and slippers."

 

"Who needs a hairbrush?  I have a baseball cap!"

 

"Damn! if I'd known my friend was gonna cover the bill, I'd have ordered hard liquor..."

 

"If one more person at a networking event tells me that 1000 people respond to a job ad in the first hour it's posted online, I shall bop them in the schnoz."

 

"I am going to win all 5 of these Lexulous games! I am getting SO good!  Yeah!"

 

"It's only 9am!  Shut the hell up out there, neighbors!!!"

 

 

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