He was watching House Bunny, a movie she'd already seen, and recommended as trashy, fun, silly no-brain hour and a half of fun.
"She's going to make the geek sorority over, isn't she?" he asked.
"Just watch." she said.
He kept watching.
"They're going to throw a killer party and get all the rush girls to come, aren't they?" he asked.
"Just watch!" she said.
He watched for a few more minutes.
"How did they get the money to set up a volcano in their back yard?" he asked.
"It doesn't matter. It's magic. Whatever. Just watch." she said.
There were a few more minutes of just the sound of the movie. Then...
"The geek girls are becoming bitches, like the sorority they hated, aren't they?" he asked.
"Yes! Now shhh!" she said.
About ten minutes passed.
"So there's going to be one of those confrontations where someone has to make an emotional speech, isn't there?" he asked.
"OH MY GOD! This isn't Shakespeare! Just enjoy the tight asses and perky boobs and fake blonde hair and the silliness of it all! JUST WATCH!"
"But it's so obvious!"
"EVERY TIME YOU ASK A SILLY QUESTION OR MAKE A PREDICTION I AM GOING TO REWIND AND MAKE YOU WATCH IT AGAIN! EVERY. FRIKIN'. TIME!"
"Everything is going to work out OK in the end, isn't it?"
"How come something life threatening always happens on the spaceship? Why does the rope always snap on the outside-the-ship-walky-thingy? How come the bad alien always manages to shoot through the protective shields? How come all the aliens are humanoid, or lizardy? How is it possible that all alien cultures speak English? HUH? HUH? HOW COME?"
"OK! OK!" he squealed. "I'll just watch!"
"Andgo buy me a latte!" she screeched.
"Yes, Honey. I'll go buy you a latte, OK? As soon as they save the sorority, as soon as she gets her sweet boyfriend back, as soon as the bitch sorority get their comeuppance and as soon as the movie shows them having their celebratory party with some cute little hip hop song."
"AAAAAAAAAAARGH!"