Independence Day in the US today.
Fluffy Bear threatens, every year, to hang up a British flag, but we never go through with it.
I am satisfied to tell my friends - those who understand my sense of humor - that they don't know a good king when they have one.
To those who I know appreciate Monty Python, I yell
"SPLITTERS!!!"
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