Hello friends!
This morning I woke up and ran to the door because hairless apes were going past the house on strange wheeled things. They were talking and making noise and I had to defend the den!
Dada came to the door and told me to stop barking and said something about "Sunday", "7am" and "I am bloody well awake now."
He was standing next to me so I knew he was awake. What a silly thing to say!
I explained to him that hairless apes on wheeled thingies are the modern version of Marauders on Horseback and dogs are taught the stories of old when we are little puppies in the litter. It's my job to defend the den and that's what I did!
But Dada wasn't listening. He was tapping his fingers in front of his light screen.
So I went to lay down on the bed with Mama. She was making funny noises, kinda like a those machines the strange men use next door to cut the grass. Then she moved and her foot hit my back leg and I growled to tell her that is not OK and jumped off the bed.
Mama yelled something about "Sunday", "8am" and "I am bloody well awake now."
Mama was sitting up so I knew she was awake.
Why do hairless apes keep stating the obvious?
Lots of licks and woofs,
Puppy Dog