Hello friends!
Mama has new names for me. But this time they are flattering!
She calls me John Wayne. I think it's because, like him, I'm strong and handsome and great in a fight.
Mama says it's cos I bring the Wild West into our house. She says the little clumps of my shed hair that end up in the corners are tumbleweeds.
Then she forgives me and names me after a younger cowboy. I like this part because I get scratched behind the ears. She runs up to me and says "I just don't know how to quit you, Jack Twist!"
She also calls me after a famous TV presenter. I think it's because, like him, I am a great guy and good with people!
She says that the carcasses of my dead soft toys, the little clouds of toy guts and my small tire toy make it look like we have a White Trash Yard. Whenever we go outside and she notices that things don't look so great she points at me and starts to yell-sing "Go Jerry! Go Jerry! Go Jerry!"
My Mama loves me.
Lots of licks and woofs,
Puppy Dog