You know it's time to get the cleaner back when:
- You take real pleasure in assembling a Swiffer Duster
- You find Charlotte's Web being re-enacted in your living room
- You glance down at the wash basin while brushing your teeth and are greeted by a pubic hair
- You have to wear shoes in the house or else little crunchy bits cling to the soles of your feet as you cross the kitchen
- You turn the oven on and it lets out soft billows of black smoke
- You open the fridge to a strangely high pitch greeting from a newly grown alien species
- You turn around to see your dirty clothes walking themselves to the washing machine
- You notice your dog's hay fever sneezing only kicks in when he is inside
- You call your dog up onto your bed, but he walks out of the bedroom in disgust
- You whistle the theme tune from Deliverance and a tumbleweed of dog fur rolls across your path