Tummy is not for Mummy
Puppy Dog will not lie on his back to let me rub his tummy. That is only for Dada, the alpha dog.
Cleary the No. 1 Bitch does not have enough status - I can rub his tummy when he's standing up, when he's on his side, but I aint getting no on the back, hips wide open, penis airing tummy action.
PDog the Hypnotist
Puppy Dog firmly believes in his hypnotic powers. As you sit comfortably eating dinner in front of the TV, you suddenly notice a very quiet dog, sitting completely still, staring deep into your eyes.
You can almost hear his instructions:
"Look into my eyes... Yes... Relax... Clear your mind, you're quite safe... Yes... Just relax... Yes... You want to share your food with the dog... You want to share your food with the dog... You waaaant to shaaaare your foooood with the doooooooog."
Poor Dog. All he gets is us mocking him in the same old way:
"He's gone all David Blaine again."
"Oooooooooh! Scaaaary!""Maybe he's going to go and sit in his den for 57 days next."
"Maybe he's going to make the couch disappear."
"Nah, he likes the couch."
Poor Puppy Dog.