I get into the elevator. There are two people already in it. One is laughing nervously. He is clearly uncomfortable. He gives me a very grateful look, which I initially don't understand. Then I realize what is going on. He was hoping that my arrival would shut his colleague up.
But no.
On she goes.
"...can you believe it? I just couldn't believe he even said that. You know, I spoke to someone else about that guy and you know what they said? They said 'Don't work with him!' He doesn't work for you, does he?"
"No," said the poor little man and practically sprinted away as the doors opened to his floor.
I just stared at her.
I mean, HELLO!
Elevator-inappropriate conversation!!!
Hell is other people.