I can't find it online, but I once saw a Gary Larson cartoon about the names we give dogs vs. the names we give themselves. Which got me thinking about what Puppy Dog would call himself:
- King Chaser, Catcher and Chewer of Tennis Balls
- Lord Barker, Defender of the Den
- Master Marker, Lord of Treetrunks, Bushes and Shrubs
- Duke of Doggy Day Care, of Bouncing Endless Play
- Squire Squirrel Slayer, Detester of Fluffy Tails
- Super Dooper Sniffer Critter Tracker
Please comment and suggest more...