Today Mama and Dada took me to the small dog park where they throw balls agains the wall for me. It was fun!
But then Mama threw the ball wrong with the flinger and she hit another lady on the top of her head.
Mama told the lady she was very sorry and tried to be nice to the lady's ugly Pug. Then I heard Mama tell Dada that she was really embarrassed because the ball was foamy and covered in my spit, so it was time to go home.
Lots of love and woofs,