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FBB = Fattie Boom Boom. See explanation post here.
If you assumed Humpty Dumpty had something to do with humping, I am sorry to disappoint you. This is all about eggs.
When I was kid, my nursery rhyme book portrayed Humpy Dumpty as a big egg that fell off the wall and cracked.
Anyway, Softly Concerned, my Nutritionist, suggested I have an allergy test. So I went to see my doctor and allowed her phlebotomist to poke me with a sharp thing and suck my very life blood out of me while I scunched my eyes closed and tried to visualize a tropical beach, and I duly posted it off to some lab or other.
Softly Concerned emailed me with the results.
I am "highly reactive" to eggs.
SHIT!
I love eggs.
I love boiled eggs, poached eggs, scrambled eggs, fried eggs.
- Scrambled eggs and smoked salmon
- Fried eggs and bacon
- Poached eggs on cooked spinach
- Soft boiled eggs with bits of toast to dip into them
- Hard boiled eggs with mayonnaise
- Egg salad sandwiches
- Boiled eggs in Salad Nicoise
- Quiche...
Will I have to give them up completely? Will I have to give up anything even containing eggs? Cupcakes? Pancakes? Chocolate cake?
Will I have to embrace Vegan cafes, previously the brunt of my scornful wit?
It's really too frightening to even think about.