Puppy Dog + Doggy Day Care = Dead Dog Snoring
Puppy Dog + Squeaky Toy = Kill Bill (who thought it would be an amusing birthday present)
Puppy Dog's Birthday Guests + Rain and Snow = Crunchy Mud Carpeting
Puppy Dog + Helium Filled Balloon = Barking Aerial Acrobatics
Puppy Dog + Dried Duck Strip Held Aloft = Very, Very Good Boy
Puppy Dog + Washed Cushion Cover = Lotta Humpa Humpa
Puppy Dog + Other Dog Out For a Walk + Quick Sniff Test + 2 Leashes = Dance With a Stranger
Puppy Dog + Tennis Ball + Wooden Floors = Slip Sliding Away
Puppy Dog + Squirrel = Murder and Mayhem
Puppy Dog + Cat = World War III