Hello Friends!
Today, I want to tell you all about things that are mine. Us dawgs are very territorial and it's about time you humans got on board with what's ours and what's yours.
- Every bush or tree I pee on - mine
- The big bed in the main bedroom. Oh sure, Mama and Dad think it's theirs but, as soon as they go out and I want a nap - mine
- Big cushion in Dada's study, in the lounge, in the bedroom - mine
- Big cushion in the back of the car. Why does Mama keep washing this? Everytime she does it smells funny so I have to hump it to remind her it's mine
- The toilet/playground they call the "back yard" - mine
- Any balled up socks that are left around and so look like chewtoys - mine
- My guard post at the door which they call the Welcome Mat - mine
- The tennis balls I dig out from under bushes in the garden, icky places under radiators and dusty places under the bed - mine
- The bone I crunch while Mama and Dada are trying to watch TV - mine
- The carcasses of toys all over the house - mine
Mine.
Alllllllllll mine.
Lots of licks and woofs,
Puppy Dog