What are the 25 Random Things That I Wish Were About Me:

1. I have 20/20 vision


2. As a teenager, I learned to surf and once, on vacation, I caught an awesome tube in Hawaii


3. I can still do the splits


4. No matter what I eat, I just dont put on weight


5. I wake up full of energy every morning


6. I have a lovely singing voice


7. Hats look great on me


8. For some strange reason, hair just doesn't grow on my legs or in my armpits


9. I can speak 7 languages fluently


10. I read the whole of Flaubert's oeuvre - and I got it


11. I love going to the gym


12. I have visited every country in Europe


13. I don't know why women complain - wearing stiletto heels doesn't phase me


14. I love other people's children


15. I went to dog training religiously and my puppy does whatever I say


16. I had to choose between three different guys who all asked me to Prom


17. When my mom died, I handled it well


18. I can empty my mind easily and find a quiet place to rest


19. My ass looks good in anything


20. My Trust Fund pays out this year


21. I speed read a book a week


22. I get up and do half an hour's yoga every day at 6am


23. I can "speak" Sign Language


24. I love the smell of my husband's feet


25. I'm a very patient driver

Yeah, right.