Three Letter Acronyms are a big part of the corporate culture where I work.
My colleague and friend - let's call him Bill - and I decided we would come up with our own TLA's to deal with the horror - the horror! the horror! - of corporate life.
SYF - Suburban Yawn Factor. Pronounced "sif" which is fun cos it sounds like a shortened version of syphillis. Refers to those boring people who have to tell boring stories about their suburban life e.g. taking the kids to soccer/baseball/whatever, the agony over choosing a school, the awful third nanny about to be replaced with the fourth.
CBS - Corporate Bullshit.
WPI = Workplace Inappropriate e.g. that hug that lasts too long, that overly personal story, that sexist joke.
RFD = Red Flag Day as in "Don't fuck with me, I'm having an RFD."
WCPM = West Coast Positivity Mafia. These are the people from California and other West coast states who insist on being positive all the time. Key phrases:
MSU = Make Shit Up, usually to be found when someone spews statistics in a meeting.
MCTZ = Meeting Cancellation Twilight Zone. This is when you have a full day of meetings and everyone cancels.
DHC = Disturbingly Hot Colleague. Often leads to events which are WPI.
ABA = Another Bloody Acronym