My Mama did 25 Random Things about her, so I thought it was time I did too. So here they are...
25 Random Things About Me:
- I can fit three tennis balls in my mouth
- I am a real Bad Boy - like a hip hop star. I once stayed at an in-home holiday care while we were on vacation and, when we came back, they left a polite note saying they couldn't look after me ever again because I "have too much energy"
- I like wearing my collar because it's part of who I am
- I can lick my woo woo
- I win races against other doggies and get to their balls before they do. Then I keep them, 'cos, like the famous Abba song says... "the winner takes the ball"
- When I grow up, my parents want me to be Brian
- I have a tail drawn by Dr Seuss
- My tongue is twice the size of my mouth - I roll it up to keep it in there
- Every month, I shed enough to make a Mini-Me
- I can eat three times my own body weight
- I love peanut butter on toast
- No... you don't understand. I looooove peanut butter on toast
- I believe squirrels are the spawn of satan and must be stopped
- I believe tennis balls are prey and must be chased, their fur pulled off and then chewed till they split open and die
- When I get excited and bark in a high voice, my Mama says it's 'cos I got no goolies
- I like getting up on the bed with Mama and Dada in the mornings after I've had my breakfast
- The only dog I'll submit to is Dogette... when she and I play I eventually lie on my back with my paws in the air and wriggle, 'cos she's stolen my heart
- I swim like Michael Phelps
- I run like Michael Jordan
- I bitch and moan like Michael Moore
- I like to lick and nibble my parents' ears
- I can launch myself directly up into the air, vertically, like the Bionic Man - as long as it is to grab a tennis ball or a squeaky
- I can hear a squeaky anywhere in a radius of six miles
- I like to leave muddy footprints all over the house
- When I stretch, I do Downward Facing Dog better than any Yoga Guru
Lots of licks and woofs,
Puppy Dog