He was digging under the couch cushions.
"Where's my phone?" he asked.
"I dunno," she said.
"But, Honey!" he said. "You're the woman, you're supposed to know these things!"
"Fuck off, Darling," she said.
Later...
They were watching an ad for a product from KY, which enhances the female experience.
"Maybe we should get some of that," she said.
"I thought they only made that kind of stuff for men," he said.
"Fuck off, Darling," she said.
Later...
They were watching Mythbusters, a TV show where geeks try to prove or disprove Hollywood myths, like whether McGyver can get out of a locked room using chewing gum, mouthwash and a coat hanger.
"You're watching this Mythbusters marathon to get back at me for Project Runway and Real Housewives of Atlanta, aren't you?" she asked.
"Actually," he said, passing her the TV remote, "I'm sick of it. You choose something to watch."
"Holy shit!" she said. "There is hope!"