Note to self:
If you are going to go outside at night because you just have to cut a sprig of holly for the centerpiece arrangement from that bush in the front yard, and you leave the light off so the neighbors don't see you in your PJs, try to remember how many steps there are from your front porch so you don't fall flat on your ass and retwist your right ankle, which is just starting to heal from the ass-kissing-the-linoleum-incident.
And try leaving the front door open so your husband can actually hear you when you yell out that you need help getting up.
Or turn on the damn lights and put a coat on.
Your choice.
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