Puppy Talk - Contractual obligation
Thursday, December 10, 2009 at 8:49PM
Ittybittycrazy in Puppy Talk

 

 

 

 

Puppy Girl: Hey, what are you doing in Dada's office?

Puppy Dog: Nothing.  Go away.

Puppy Girl: I won't go away!  What are you doing?

Puppy Dog: None of your beeswax.  Go away.

Puppy Girl: Why are you sniffing Mama's papers?

Puppy Dog: I'm not.  Go away.

Puppy Girl: I won't go away!  Tell me what you're doing!

Puppy Dog: I'm trying to find it, OK?  It must be in here somewhere...

Puppy Girl: What?

Puppy Dog: Nothing.

Puppy Girl: What?  What?  What?  What?  What?  What?  What?

Puppy Dog: THE CONTRACT, OK?  THE CONTRACT!

Puppy Girl: What contract?

Puppy Dog: The one Mama and Dada signed with the lady we got you from.

Puppy Girl: What?

Puppy Dog: Are you deaf?  The.  Lady.  We.  Got.  You.  From.  Don't you remember?

Puppy Girl:  No, I don't.  I was a baby.  D'uh!

Puppy Dog: Well, I heard her tell Mama and Dada that you're guaranteed.  I want to find out the return policy.  Maybe there's an "irritating the living shit out of her brother" clause.

Puppy Girl:  I HATE YOU! 

 

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