Hey "Customer service" person, can I get one of those? You know, that invisible leash that is holding you to the end of this aisle, so you can only point in a vague direction instead of showing me where I can find what I need?
See, here's the thing...
I'd love to be out and about, walking my dog, have people think he's out of control, then reel him in with the invisible leash, like a magician.
I'm jus' sayin'