With apologies to all the vampire, werewolves and highlanders that were around back when Shakespearean English was spoken and for whom this will no doubt be painful to their ears.
Ode to my headache
Foul headache, thy villain, from whence comst thou?
Comst though from the pillow which my neck badly cock'd?
Comst thou from hayfever which my sinus block'd?
Comst thou from the workout which my muscles knott'd?Or comst thou from the vino which ere night I quaffed?I care not thy origin, vile pain, foul acheOnly that you immediately your leave take.