Puppy Dog: What are you doing? You're squirming like an eel!
Puppy Gir: Mama wants me to go in the crate and I don't want to!
Puppy Dog: But you heard Mama - it's Relaxytime.
Puppy Girl: I don't want to relax! I want to play! More! MORE!
Puppy Dog: Come on, you were lying down all the time when we were playing just now. You're tired.
Puppy Girl: Am not! I was just resting my eyes!
Puppy Dog: Just go in your crate. You can come out and play after your rest.
Puppy Girl: Why are you on her side?
Puppy Dog: I'm not on any side. I just know you need to chill out for a bit. Look, Mama even has a treat ready for when you go in.
Puppy Girl: Oh I get it. Whenever I get a treat, you get a treat first, because you're Mr I'm-so-special dominant dog. You just want me to go in the crate so you can get a treat!
Puppy Dog: Don't be silly. Now go inside!
Puppy Girl: What's it worth to ya?
Puppy Dog: [Sigh] I'll let you lie on my cushion later.
Puppy Girl: For real?
Puppy Dog: Yes. But don't pee or poop on it. Now go in.
Puppy Girl: It's a deal! Check you later!
Puppy Dog: [Sigh] Kids!