Quote Unquote - Bile
Thursday, October 8, 2009 at 10:07PM
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Sue Sylvester, the cheerleading coach, in Glee, interrupting a conversation between the Glee Club's teacher, Will Schuester, and the Guidance counsellor, Emma Pillsbury:

Sue:  "Oh dear God!  Please, please stop talking.  I am trying desperately to ignore the trickly sweet inanity of your asinine conversation, but now I've got bile in my mouth!  And I will hold my tongue no further!  [Holding up a clipboard.]  You know what this is?  It's a list of my cheerleaders.  Every week I pick someone at random, and kick 'em out."

Will: "Yeah well, in Glee Club, we do things a little differently."

Sue:  "Oh yeah, Will?  How's that working out for ya?  You have to remember something - we're dealing with children.  They need to be terrified.  It's like mother's milk to them.  Without it, their bones won't grow properly.  So if you want results from a kid, you find that competitive element within, and unleash it!  OK.  [Getting up to leave the room.]  Oh, and that blouse [looking at Emma] is just insane." 

 

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