These post-its are not real.They are just in my head. I love my husband. Seriously.
Dear Fluffy Bear
My birthday is coming up.
You are a man.
Man = boy + geek.
Buying you a birthday present is pretty easy. It needs to be a toy, and it needs to be electronic. End of story.
As you know, I am a woman.
Woman = girl + sex bomb + mother + cleaner + philosopher + culture vulture + friend + confidant + fashionista + chef + karaoke queen + stand-up comedian + secretary + project manager + politician + taxi driver + yoga junkie + make up artist + skincare consultant + hairdresser + interior designer + real estate agent + OK let's just leave it here or I'll be here all night.
So here are a few pointers to help you choose my birthday present:
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