Hello Friends!
Today Mama took me to a place she calls Arby Tum. I don't know why it has such a silly name, but there are lots and lots and lots of trees. And you know what that means, right?
Lots and lots and lots of EVIL SQUIRRELS!
I could smell them everywhere.
I could smell the tracks of their evil clawed little feet.
I could smell the shed hair of their evil fluffy tails.
I could smell them in the trees, their evil, beady little eyes looking down on me from a height just beyond what I can climb.
I need you to understand me. They are EVIL.
THEY HAVE TO DIE!
They are also very clever. I sniffed and sniffed and tracked and tracked and I didn't see one of them!
EVIL GENIUSISSES!
Lots of licks and woofs,
Puppy Dog