One minute there is a soft, sweet, slumbering puppy next to you on the couch...
...
...and, the next minute, there is a soft cough, a long burp and she very delicately vomits up something the size of half of her left foreleg.
Then she starts to lick it.
Apart from me trying to get her head away so I could clean it up, it was all very quiet and dignified... and a little surreal.