Hello friends
I am so mad at the new puppy!
Oh sure, she's kinda cute and she's fun to hang out with and I've been teaching her how to play Growly Tug and Chase and Wrestlemania. And I was thinking that this whole big brother thing isn't so bad and then...
She bit my penis!
I'm not kidding!
SHE.
BIT.
MY.
PENIS!!!
I told her! I said that I don't have nipples, and I don't have any milk, but she doesn't listen.
And so she walks under me and pokes around and licks and, next thing I know, PIRAHNA TEETH ON MY JUNK!
I growled at her so loud she whimpered and ran away.
Well, too bad. She needs to listen to me. I'm the big brother.
Stupid baby.
Lots of licks and woofs,
Puppy Dog