Hello Friends
Oh my God I am so sick of the new baby!
Why is she here?
Why are there gates and crates and rules ever since she arrived?
And why does she make so much noise?!
I ask her:
"Puppy Girl, why are you crying?"
And she always has something to complain about!
Boo hoo hoo, she's tired.
Boo hoo hoo, she's bored.
Boo hoo hoo, she's hungry.
Boo hoo hoo, she needs to pee.
Boo hoo hoo, she wants to play.
Boo hoo hoo, she needs to poop.
Boo hoo hoo, she doesn't want to be in her crate.
Boo hoo hoo, she wants to chew something she shouldn't.
I said to her, I said:
"Puppy Girl! Shush!
"You, with your puppy gates and your special crate and your bio-something food bowl! You think your life is hard?
"Trying being a teenager with no testicles! THAT'S hard!"
Stupid baby.
Lots of irritation and annoyance,
Puppy Dog